Friday, August 31, 2007

More funnies

So we had a joint worship, grades K-8 this week, and the pastor talked about creation. He asked quite a few of questions, but two garnered "extra special" responses.

Pastor: "On the 4th day, what did God create on the land?"
Student: "Fish"


Pastor: "We breath in oxygen and breath out carbon dioxide. Who breaths in carbon dioxide?"
Student: "Jesus"

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Monday, August 27, 2007

Oh, the things they say

It's been a while, I know...

So today I passed out a math placement test to my 3rd, 4th, and 5th grade students--need to find out what textbook they get. I tried to avoid mentioning the "T" word, but eventually it came out. Perhaps that was my bad. After passing the "tests" out, one girl raised her hand and walked up to my desk. "Mr. Hill," she said boldly, with a smile. "We haven't prepared for this test."

Wow. I hope you have. I hope you've been preparing since your first math class a few years ago, or even before that at home.

This could be a long year...

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